O, come, all ye faithful. Bring your bar codes
And for god’s sake, don’t eat the myrrh
And it came to pass in those days that there was issued across the land a multitide of decrees about the right to privacy, though none understood or believed it.
Joseph went up from http://www.Galilee.com unto the city of http//www.David. He went with Mary, his espoused wife, who was with child.
So it was that while they journeyed henceforth to the place that they were supposed to journey to, they had trouble buying groceries. The PriceBarnWigglyChopperHouse store asked for their bar-coded I.D. card. Mary and Joseph had none, though they had shopped there many times before. Continue reading