Tips on salvaging 2015

David Chartrand

David Chartrand

A new year is upon us but this is no time for fatuous wishes about peace on Earth and goodwill to others. It’s time to tabulate the lessons of the past year, file them in triplicate, and try to forget the whole thing. Unless we want to consider citizenship in Norway or something.

There’s still time to salvage 2015, however. It will require bold, swift action and a deep national resolve to reduce our intake of Diet Dr Pepper. A few other suggestions come to mind: Continue reading

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